Holiday Inbound: Remembrance Day 2018

100 years is a lot of time. It is longer than most lifetimes. It is long enough to build and erase cultures. It is long enough for the world to change.

100 years is not a lot of time. It is too short a time to forget. It isn’t long enough to understand our world. It isn’t long enough to understand each other.

This Sunday, November 11th marks the 100th anniversary of the end of hostilities of World War I. In Canada, plastic poppies have been blooming on lapels across the nation to show that we do remember the War to End All Wars. We also remember the wars that came after. And the conflicts we don’t call wars any more.

More importantly we remember those who fought them. They fought for us. They fight for us. They fight for others, too. They fight for good. We remember the fighters and their fights.

This will be the 99th Remembrance Day. This will be the 99th time we lay wreaths on cenotaphs. This will be the 99th day we add names to the list of the remembered. This will be the 99th time we mark the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month with our silence.

Silence so you can hear the rain. Silence so you can hear people nervously scuffing their feet. Silence so that even children know something is happening. Silence so loud you can’t hear a thing.

In Canada we will mark the occasion on Sunday. We will have Monday off. We will return on Tuesday.

It’ll only be a short while. We’ll be back before long.

:chutten

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Canadian Holiday Inbound! Thanksgiving 2018 (Monday, October 8)

Monday is Thanksgiving in Canada[1], so please excuse your Canadian colleagues for not being in the office.

We’ll likely be spending the day wondering. We’ll be wondering how family could make such a mess, wondering why we ate so much pie, wondering if it’s okay to eat turkey for breakfast, wondering if pie can be a meal and dessert at the same time, wondering how we fit the leftovers in the fridge, wondering why we bothered hosting this year, wondering whose sock that is by the stairs, wondering when the snow will melt[2] or start to fall[3].

We’ll also be wondering who started the family tradition of having cornbread instead of buttered rolls, wondering where the harvest tradition began, wondering about what all goes into harvesting our food, wondering what it means to be thankful, wondering what we are thankful for, wondering why we ate the evening meal at 4pm, wondering whether 4pm is too late to have a nap.

With heads full of wondering and bellies full of food, we wish you a wonderful Thanksgiving. We’ll be back to work, if not our normal shapes, on Tuesday.

:chutten

PS: Canadian Pro-tip: Leftover food often turns into regret – but this regret can turn back into food if you leave it in the fridge for a little while!

[1]: https://mana.mozilla.org/wiki/display/PR/Holidays%3A+Canada
[2]: Calgary had a (record) snowfall of 32.8cm (1’1″) on Oct 2: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-october-snow-day-two-1.4848394
[3]: Snow’s a-coming, already or eventually: https://weather.gc.ca/canada_e.html

Distributed Teams: Regional Holidays

Today is German Unity Day, Germany’s National Day. Half of my team live in Berlin, so I vaguely knew they wouldn’t be around… but I’d likely have forgotten if not for a lovely tradition of “Holiday Inbound” emails at Mozilla.

Mozilla is a broadly-distributed organization with employees in dozens of countries worldwide. Each of these countries have multiple days off to rest or celebrate. It’s tough to know across so many nations and religions and cultures exactly who will be unable to respond to emails on exactly which days.

So on the cusp of a holiday it is tradition in Mozilla to send a Holiday Inbound email to all Mozilla employees noting that the country you’re trying to reach can’t come to the phone right now, so please leave a message at the tone.

More than just being a bland notification some Mozillians take the opportunity to explain the history and current significance of the event being celebrated. I’ve taken a crack at explaining the peculiarly-Canadian holiday of Christmas (pronounced [kris-muhs]) in the past.

Sometimes you even get some wonderful piece of alternate history like :mhoye’s delightful, 50% factual exploration of the origins of Canadian Labour Day 2016.

I delight in getting these notifications from our remotees and offices worldwide. It really brings us closer together through understanding, while simultaneously highlighting just how different we all are.

Maybe I should pen a Holiday Inbound email about Holiday Inbound emails. It would detail the long and fraught history of the tradition in a narrative full of villains and heroes and misspellings and misunderstandings…

Or maybe I should just try to get some work done while my German colleagues are out.

:chutten

Canadian Holiday Inbound! (Sunday December 25th, Observed on Monday the 26)

Hello team!

A Canadian Holiday is once again at our chimneys as Christmas Day is approaching! The holiday itself is on the 25th, but because that falls on a weekend, it’ll be on the 26th that you’ll not be finding us in the office. Please be understanding if your meetings are a little underpopulated, and take the opportunity to run all the try builds you can think of.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. (Well, I don’t, but since I’ve turned off comments you can’t correct me.) You are thinking that Christmas isn’t a Canadian holiday… or at least not uniquely Canadian.

And you wouldn’t be too wrong. Other parts of the world certainly celebrate Christmas. Japan does it up amazingly, for instance, if you’re ever in that corner of the globe in December. And still other parts of the world people celebrate all sorts of Winter festivities.

And it’s not as though we’re spending the day dipping our All-Dressed Chips[1] into Stanley Cups[2] of Maple Syrup[3] while taking our Coffee Crisp[4] and wearing our Toques[5], Jeans, Jean Shirts[6], and A Boot[7], eh?

No, but the Canadian way of celebrating Christmas _is_ unique… in that it’s usually done through celebrating everyone else’s Winter celebrations. Canadians are more than happy to adopt and support any culture or festival that involves food, fun, friends, and family.

My family tends to observe Polish Wigilia by eating pierogies, white fish, and bigos. My wife’s family has a Christmas Eve Feast of crab dip, fourteen types of frozen hors d’oeurves, cheese, crackers, and smoked oysters eaten on TV trays in front of Log: The Christmas Special. Earlier this month we ate latkes with sour cream and applesauce with pfeffernusse for afters at the Christkindle Markt. Last year we went to Sir John A. MacDonald’s birthplace at Woodside for soft gingerbread and roasted chestnuts.

Then there’s turkey with the trimmings for the more traditional, sushi for deliberate anti-traditional, and everything in-between.

So no matter if or how you celebrate Canadian Christmas, know that we are (and are not) celebrating it too, with you, in the Great White North.

Because anything else just wouldn’t be polite.

( :bwinton reminds me to tell you that we will also be off on the 27th for Boxing Day. Our most famous pugilists will be hard at work discouraging (in effigy) the normally-docile moose herds from invading the United States once again. So we’ll be busy cheering them on, sorry. )

:chutten

[1] Tastes like… actually, I’m not really sure. Tasty, though.
[2] Named after Lord Stanley
[3] Probably harvested back in March in Quebec
[4] mocha-flavoured Nestle chocolate bar
[5] knit caps, often with pom-poms on top
[6] AKA “The Canadian Tuxedo”
[7] “about” pronounced in Canadianese is actually closer to “aboat” than “aboot”, eh